Who here loves food? And who here loves boobs? Welcome to the wonderful world of Food. So come for the food. And tell all of your friends, too! Moving along with the fruits, we have the all-utility, all-american apple. The most popular of american fruits, the apple is best known for icons like Johnny Appleseed, and American Pie. Also candy apples and bobbing for apples. Who wants to go bobbing for apples right now? A couple of fat Italian meatballs.

Food that looks like poop! Tuesday, October 16, 2012. I forgot what this was. Monday, March 7, 2011. Saturday, March 5, 2011. Boy, with the price of baby food these days. Saturday, February 26, 2011. Postal worker should just suck it up and eat the shit.

Some people eat food that looks like shit. This is but one of the holiday poop-ups that will be making their way to shelves all across this beau-poop-itiful land those pilgrims ended up on.

Thursday, May 10, 2012. I envisioned my return to blogworld with some sort of apologetic post. See, I love being an influencer, a content-producer, and a life-changer.

My Blog is about the restaurants, and the food they serve that I go to on Long Island. I will be talking about the quality and the service that I get every time I go out to eat with my family, which is almost every day. Monday, July 25, 2011. You work hard you bust you ass for the people you work for . Have no regrets baby! That cook should have been arrested for killing that poor piece of meat more than it was already.